she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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