god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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