Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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