try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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