you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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Dude maybe I'm crazy but a guy kissin a my ear turns me on way more than a guy going down on me
Don't question your attraction sexy
IT'S TIME TO MAKE PEEPERS
This made my dick hard..And I'm a girl
3:56, 1:58 here. I suggest masturbation.
Go gdick it's ya birfday
Oh Joy! ANOTHER "you were so drunk you did this, but conveniently I decided to text you about how drunk you were!" post. At least mix it up.
M O $ M O :(
12:35 Im a girl and not lesbian thankss
Actually, you should drink more often. By doing so, you prevented the horror of Red Wings.
When I can't feel you... I'm not Alright. I'm not Alright, I'm not Alright...
1255 fuck the fck off den i thot we had sumthin
Charles Rutherford wants you to hold his beer while he fucks your girlfriend!
Ooommh noooo sauuy tell me mire
Don't periods taste like candy?????
Ya, she has deffinatly taken it in the chili ring for sure.
Guys... I just pulled a freakishly huge chunk of earwax out of my right ear. But the left one has nothing. This is a little concerning, considering I leave my bedroom door open.
158... O just threw a cupcake out my window but my pet fish died. Then I watched tv. What should I do?
that's great what's it like being a hermaphodite
Omg 13 urrrsoooo hawt
BIG TONE IS DAT U ?!!
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It's so fuckln fun it's like being at a secks buffet
True dat First!!! -WolfWood
Oh, I get it! It's funny because she was intoxicated and some almost undeterminable crazy events happened! -Jeff
Should've had him eat it out of your ass--especially if it was a chocolate Kiss!!
I'm 11 and I have a 14 in P.s. Toilet water is really cold in case you didn't know
She's taken it hard in the fart box before... That's a fer sure
Ugh, this isn't even funny. And you're right there's too many you got so drunk then I decidedto text you to tell you how drunk you were.
As a guy, i would have to say periods are probably the most disgusting thing EVER. Even if theres a fire.
Hahah u laughin at me cutie
she did save someone from getting a nasty fuckin suprise
I L IKE IT IN THE POOP CHUTE
Luh u big tone big ups dis season is 4 u
I'm 13 and I gotta 5 in
Oh thats not funny. So shut the fuck up Jeff.
A real pirate also sails the red sea.
I also have a 5 inch erect penis
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