Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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