I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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