he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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