I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i think im in europe. pls send help
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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