just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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