quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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