Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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