bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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