bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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