My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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