you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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