no you cant smoke seaweed
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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