He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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