if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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