u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
is it fun? or sober?
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