Sry I called you an 8
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
it's great music for shaving your balls
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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