There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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