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I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He better not be in your backpack
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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