it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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