He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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