My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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