idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I think I just sharted jello shots
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
