The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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