Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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