I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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