so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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