I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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