Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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