this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
