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  • Nate who hangs outside the LES American apparel?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:35pm
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  • I'm 100% sure the Grammar Nazi is wrong about the use of "pass" (as in passing by someone) and "past" (as in living in the past). Damn now I feel like a grammar Nazi. -The Grammar Nazi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 9:55am
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  • No. It's "walked past" or "passed by". Both can be correct, if used properly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 11:03am
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  • 11:11 me too, but i do it anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:39am
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  • I always feel lame when I have to use the coinstar...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 11:11pm
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  • Demetri Martin wants his joke back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:15pm
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  • NICK THUNE all the way! Stop making up texts!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:24pm
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  • NICK THUNE=HOTTTTTT.... ps: don't steal his shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:23am
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  • What kind of car does a pirate drive? A Toyotey YAAAAAARRIS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 10:46pm
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  • Yea dometri Martin deffinately wants his joke back bitch .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:27pm
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  • "ooooh sorry I was on the way to coinstar to make all these coins into real money... Ssssssss... Sooorryy".....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:12pm
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  • Dude, coinstars are thieves! You put in $100 worth of coins and get back $92. I'd rather spend the time wrapping my own and keeping ALL my money. But I'm also a recent college grad who spent 4 years scraping for dimes to buy taco bell haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:41pm
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  • Ever seen American Psycho?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:13pm
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  • The one guy got it right. He did steal this joke, but it wasn't from Demetri Martin. It was Nick Thune.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 7:41am
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  • This was chuckle worth lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 9:31pm
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  • Um, give 'em your reloaded Starbucks card?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:01pm
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  • i'm pretty sure he was sitting by the coinstar so when he's done panhandling at the end of the day it's just a short walk to turn it into cash for booze... at least that's how they roll in boston

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 2:14pm
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  • so umm...it's "PAST. " -The Grammar Nazi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:58am
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  • It's not Dmitri Martin - it's Nick Thune. Nick Thune is funnier and better looking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 6:39pm
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  • Bums LOVE Pocket Change!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 11:54pm
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  • Daniel Tosh also has a joke like this. laaaaame op

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:40am
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  • Fuck him!..He's a bum cuz he's lazy n' can't find a way to contribute to humanity. Fuck his lazy ass!...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:39am
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  • Be nice. Give the bum the proceeds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:34pm
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