Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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