we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I wish there were birth control emojis
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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