i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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