Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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