So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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