Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm passing your future prison.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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