So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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