Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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