Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
i need some magic done to my vagina
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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