I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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