I CAN MOONWALK!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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