Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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