never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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