How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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