ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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